Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Valentine's List

Happy Valentine's Day! I look forward to whatever today brings for Maude and me.

So it's my turn to fill out the list that Maude posted a couple days ago. Here are my answers...

Bold everything that is true about you.
Leave alone anything that is false about you.
Place an asterisk by anything that you would like to be true about you.

I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
*I have had sex while surfing porn on the internet.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights when I can’t sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is not my favourite place to have sex.
I get turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
*I have masturbated for someone over a webcam.
*I have had sex over a webcam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if he/she turns me on.
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.
I have dripped hot wax on a lover’s body.
*I have had a lover drip hot wax on my body.
I have a foot fetish. I'm not sure about this one, but I do think the curves of a woman's foot are sensual, stockings are sexy, and socks are cute.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
*I like being choked during sex. Never really been into this sort of thing, but I'd give it a try if I had enough turtlenecks to get me through the following week. Just in case.
I have had sex in a burning building. WTF?
*I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence. I would love to have a home decorated with erotic photography.
I enjoy nudie magazines.
*Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
I think Playboy is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.

I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn film.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn. Until I started watching porn, I never realized that pizza-delivery guys get lucky several times a week, or that the average woman likes large groups of men to come on her face.
Interracial sex turns me on. I have to agree with Maude on this one - sex of any kind turns me on, so the answer is 'yes' by default.
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
I would participate in sex research if given the opportunity.
My current lover does not meet my sexual needs.
*I currently have a crush on someone of the same sex. I don't have a crush on anyone in particular, but I am curious about guys in general. There might be a couple of names that stick out.
*I have had sex at my place of employment.
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac. Not a nympho, but definitely a pretty sexual person.
I am difficult to live with if I’m not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone curled up next to me.

*I have had sex underwater. I tried it in the hot tub of an apartment complex that I used to live in but it didn't work out. Hopefully some of my neighbors enjoyed the view, though.
*I have had sex in the snow.
I have had sex outdoors.
I have had sex in a public place or where I might have been discovered.

*I have had sex in a bathroom stall.
*I have had sex in a car. I haven't completed sex in a car; somebody saw us and we stopped.
I am in a polyamorous relationship.
I have to have music playing during sex. I don't NEED music, but it's nice to have. Other times, it's hot when gasping and heavy breathing are the only sounds in the room.
*I have had more than 10 orgasms in one night. Jesus, no. But I'd love to see what it's like.
I have flashed strangers. In my younger days I was the naked guy at the party. It wasn't so much 'flashing' as it was in-your-face, protracted nudity.
I have given sex as a gift.
***I have set-up a three-way for my lover. Not yet...
I stopped during this list to have sex.
All day I dream about sex. Yep. No doubt.

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