Sunday, October 28, 2007

Three Down, One to Go

As you may know, the Red Sox stretched their lead to three games. Tonight we salute Diasuke Matsuzaka, the winning pitcher. Well done, sir!

Una victoria más, por favor.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Sexy Sox Stuff

God Bless the Boston Red Sox. They won Game 2 of the World Series tonight, taking a 2-0 lead in the Fall Classic. In order to properly honor the BoSox, we are going to post a sexy pic of Maude for each of their victories, which hopefully means there will be two more. So here are the first couple installments, due to wins at Fenway last night and tonight. Enjoy!

You did what?! Oh, wait...

I just read Maude's post from this morning. I didn't make it to the second sentence because I was so shocked and, yes, excited that I immediately opened up a window to post a response. Only upon closer inspection did I realize the hypothetical nature of her post.

So what would Tim say? He'd think it's wild that one of us finally told a friend that we have a sex blog. Just knowing that somebody is scouring the Web to read our most personal thoughts - and see our pics! - would drive me absolutely nuts. Obviously, I know Maude wouldn't confide in someone who might tell others, no matter how much wine or tequila is consumed. I'm smirking at the thought of being out with a group of people, one of whom has literally seen all of me, but she doesn't say a word to anyone. It's our little secret. I'm assuming it would be a woman, but maybe that's not the case. I'd be a bit uncomfortable if a guy knew, so for now maybe we can limit it to the fairer sex.

So, yeah, I'd be okay with it. I think.

Do you have somebody in mind?

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

What Would Tim Say...

If I told him that I told a friend of mine about this blog (but not how to find it)?

I didn't, but I am interested in his reaction.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007


Okay, a couple things...

First of all, m'dear, I'm 100% enthused to hear you describe yourself as an in-the-making anal sex pro. I never thought I'd hear you say that, and it's very, very exciting. Yay for butt-lovin'!

Secondly, your dream. Are you serious? Ha, ha! Wow, that is shocking! Really, it is. I almost don't know what to say. I think it's awesome when you have dreams like that, no matter who it involves. But it makes it even better when you decide that I should hear about said dream on the Internet. You fucking rock.

Some updates

I think I am turning into an anal sex pro. We've done it several more times now since my last post. I wish I could tell my girlfriends about it. Well, I probably could, but... eh... I won't. Unless I get really drunk at a passion party. And then I'll have to move away and find new friends.

Tim bought a new porn the other day. We haven't watched it yet. But I really want to. I love porn.

I masturbated in the shower yesterday.

I had a dream that Tim and had sex with "roommates" of ours. I haven't told him about it yet. They were faceless in the in my dream. And it wasn't really even detailed. In fact, it was more about the aftermath. I felt guilty about it in my dream. And I woke up with a really horrible feeling about it.

I don't want to have sex with them.

Monday, October 8, 2007


1. What is one thing a your significant other could do to you to rock your world?
I've been fantasizing about having "unsure sex". Unsure sex is the kind where it's probably the 1st time with each other... your nervous but neither of you is going to say "no", or "let's wait". It's slow but it's not quite making love. It's him backing you against a wall and slowly unbuttoning your shirt while you kiss. Its him lighting cupping your breast over your bra. It's the kind that has you breathing really hard.

2. Which super power (ability to turn invisible, ability to read people's thoughts, or invulnerability) would you take and why?
I would be able to turn invisible. That way I could always be a fly on a wall if need be and wouldn't need to read people's minds. Plus it would really freak out my friends. Ooooh- where's Maude?

3. Would you rather be tied up or tie someone else up? Why?
I would like to be tied up. Another fantasy that I haven't played out is to have my hands tied over my head on a headboard. And blindfolded. I guess this has something to do with my secret want to be dominated. As a woman who was raised by a femi-nazi mother, I am not supposed to want to be dominated. But I do.

4. What is your best physical and non physical asset?
My best physical asset is my boobs. I love my boobs. Ask any of my friends, I am constantly grabbing them. I love cleavage, I love bras, I love hard nipples. I LOVE BOOBS!!
My best non-physical asset is my incredibly awesome personality.

5. If they were naming new Dwarves beyond the seven what would your name be and why?
I don't know. Maybe Maudie the boobie grabber.

Bonus: What's the most embarrassing thing you ever bought?
Baby food, condoms, a pregnancy test, and wine. Baby food was a joke when I realized exactly what I was carrying. Pregnancy test was not for me, but the wine and condoms were. And yes, I did get some looks at the check out counter.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Anal Sex Part II

I did it again.

Ever since my last post... you know... the one about rimming...and ass play... I have been thinking about trying anal sex again. And last week we had our chance. It was a Sunday afternoon and we had been watching football and drinking beer. We came home afterwards to shower and change to meet friends for dinner. I went into the shower first and when I returned to the bedroom, I found Tim naked and standing at the door. He dropped my towel and turned me around towards the bed. "I want to fuck your ass", he whispered in my ear. I crawled onto the bed and presented my ass and pussy to him. I think that took Tim a little by surprise. I'm not sure he expected my eagerness. He put on a lubricated condom (I don't think want Tim to cum inside me yet), licked me until I was ready, and aimed for my hole. It took 3 or 4 thrusts to get inside and that hurt. But once he was in, I was ok. I played with my clit a little, but I quickly realised that I wasn't going to be able to cum from that until he was done. Not that I was in pain, but it definitely wasn't pleasurable for me. But since we had anal sex again, we have incorporated anal play into our normal sex routine and I think that is fantastic. I hope Tim posts about our search for his g-spot (prostate). The couple times that I have fingered him while watching him jerk off has produced such huge amounts of cum that I really think we are close (if not already there) to finding it. While I love anything that makes Tim drop to his knees, anal sex probably won't make me drop to my knees anytime soon...