W'zah??

Okay, a couple things...

First of all, m'dear, I'm 100% enthused to hear you describe yourself as an in-the-making anal sex pro. I never thought I'd hear you say that, and it's very, very exciting. Yay for butt-lovin'!

Secondly, your dream. Are you serious? Ha, ha! Wow, that is shocking! Really, it is. I almost don't know what to say. I think it's awesome when you have dreams like that, no matter who it involves. But it makes it even better when you decide that I should hear about said dream on the Internet. You fucking rock.