It's been awhile

YAY! We are back! Back online and back under 1 roof! So as a way to ease back into blogging, I thought I would answer a TMI survey (even though it isn't Tuesday and it never is TMI).

1. Define "infidelity" as it relates to a relationship. Have you ever been guilty of infidelity? Have you ever been the victim of infidelity? Have you ever been a participant in someone else's infidelity?
Ah... the question of cheating. I think infidelity is anything that is done without the beforehand knowledge and consent of your partner. Have I ever cheated on a boyfriend? Yes. Has a boyfriend ever cheated on me? Yes. And have I ever participated in someone else's infidelity? Most likely.

This was all a long, long time ago when I was in college.

2. What is the last thing you stole?
The last thing I stole... wow... I never steal anything! Even as a kid, I was way too scared that I would get caught. Does WiFi count?

3. Name one place in your country that you have never been but would like to visit and why.
Vermont. Just cause.

4. What movies can you watch over and over again?
Top Gun.

5. Who is the last person you saw naked?
Tim. We tried to have sex last night but were out of condoms.


Bonus (as in optional): In honor of the 237 reasons we have sex study. Tell us at least five but not more than ten reason you have had sex.

1- Orgasms help with menstrual cramps.
2- Horny
3- Bored
4- Drunk
5- Make-up Sex
6- Love

Back in the Saddle

Hello everyone.

My, my, I know it's been a long time since either of us posted. Life has been anything but normal for Maude and I since the middle of March. That's when we started the long-distance phase of our relationship. It was a necessary step that neither of us wanted to take, but it was a means to and end and we knew it wouldn't last longer than a few months. Then, about 5 weeks ago, we both finally relocated to the city where we first met.

Since we arrived here, we've been on an all-out job search. Maude has found a position and actually begins her job in a couple days. I've had a couple leads that haven't panned out yet, but things will fall into place eventually. Once we are both working again full-time, we can finally get our own apartment. We're currently staying with some extremely thoughtful friends, and we're grateful beyond words for everything they've done for us, but, of course, we are eager to live in a place of our own once again. Besides, the kitchen-table-sex is starting to get a little awkward :-)

We have been wanting to post for a couple weeks now, but anybody who's been on an exhausting job hunt knows how it can affect your overall state of being. Quite frankly, our stress levels have been elevated, to put it mildly. But things are getting better, and I think it's time for us to start talking dirty again.

Tomorrow, we may go on a little excursion that should provide some good photo ops, so I hope you enjoy the view.

It's great to be back.

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Boobs.

MY BIGGEST SEXUAL FANTASY

Sunday. It's late... but not too late. Say 9pm. It's dark outside, but it is also in the summer and people are just starting to wind down from the weekend. Tim and I have spent the entire day outside and are on our way back to my apartment. We aren't tired. We aren't ready to call it a day. He takes a different route home and passes a golf course. It is closed, but the lights are still on. He pulls into a liquor store and tells me to wait. I fidget. Tim comes back into the car with a bottle of something... it's not really important. He tells me that we are going to sneak into the golf course for a liquid picnic. My heart starts to beat a bit faster. I know what's coming. At least, I hope I know. We had a conversation earlier in the week about fantasies and I had told him that mine was to have sex outdoors. I like the possibility of getting caught. I like to be watched. We park the car, grab a blanket, and walk towards the course. Once inside, we head towards a tree and set up camp. The lights are off now, and all we can hear is the traffic from the highway. I can see shadows of trees and sandpits, but we are also close enough to see houses and cars. Tim opens the bottle and we both take a sip. We lay back on the blanket and look up every once in a while to make sure we are alone. I am on my back, Tim is on his side, facing me. He runs his fingers along my stomach and begins to unbutton my shirt. I have goosebumps. The sky is completely clear and I am looking at the stars. I feel him underneath my bra. He is squeezing my nipples and moves in closer to lick them. Someone honked their horn from the highway. He is running his tongue around my breast and is maneuvering to lay on top of me. I unbutton my shorts and shimmy out of them. He is resting between my thighs. My shirt comes off. My bra comes off. My panties come off. I am laying aked on a blanket in the middle of a golf course, for the whole world to see if they only knew where to look. I am so turned on at this point, and I think Tim can tell. He wants to go down on me and I let him. I am spread eagle with my eyes wide open. One lick. Two licks. He is licking up and down rather than side to side... I ask him to put a finger inside of me. I am so wet and ready that one finger isn't doing anything. I ask him to put another one inside of me. He does and changes the pace of his tongue. When he changes direction, I am moments away from an orgasm. My hips are thrusting up and down and my breathing is heavy. I am aware of my surroundings and that somewhat hinders me. I want him inside me. He removes his fingers from my pussy and puts them inside of my mouth. I taste myself on him. He positions his cock at my opening and I buck my hips up towards him. With one swoop, he penetrates me. And fills me to the hilt. Oh God. He slides out and waits a moment. Please. Please fill me. And he does. He runs his cock inside of me again and then out. In and then out. In and then out. Faster. And faster. He tells me he is going to come. Wait. Wait. I'm so close. He tells me he can't wait. Faster and faster he is pumping inside of me. I feel my entire being tense up. My pussy is gripping his cock. I hear him coming. And the second I feel his sperm shooting out of his cock, I come. He collapses on top of me, trying to catch his breath. We lay there for awhile that night... both of us naked and spent.

New Quiz

What would you like to read about next? One vote per person and most votes wins...

1) My favorite (and in detail) household item to masturbate with
2) My 1st and only time having anal sex
3) My biggest sexual fantasy

What I am doing right now...